Thursday, December 24, 2009

Today's topic: Teenage Woes
Teenagers around America have been suffering from a phase of darkness that has swept over the nation. (as well as my friends and myself) We have been through guy problems, teachers that like give us an overload of disgustin, filthy, indecent pieces of filth that scatter through our brains like the autumn wind. So in spite fact I have overused my adjectives this is today's advice:

SUCK IT UP YOU PANSIES AND WHORES THE REAL PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP ARE THE NORMAL ONES NOT THE SNOTTY BRATS WHO POLLUTE THE EARTH AND MAKE FUN OF STUDENTS WITH FINE POTENTIAL THAT WILL SOON BE RUINED DUE TO YOUR EMBARASSING AMOUNT OF HORRIFYING GOSSIP THAT WILL RUIN AND OVERTURN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR MESSING UP PEOPLE'S LIVES JUST FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!! YOU PSYCHO MANIAC SO-CALLED POPULAR FREAKS THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT BUT REALLY EVERYTHING THAT YOU THINK IS WRONG IS YOUR LIFE IS PRACTICALLY A MIRACLE IN OUR NORMAL OR UN-NORMAL LIFE!!!

Thank for listening to my rant today and hope you can find humor in the darkest of days.
see u all later and see u next time!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Well. Today's topic is:
GRAMMY NOMINATIONS!
Well, I know that Beyonce has gotten 10 Grammy nominations and Taylor Swift 8. I know that most of you music lovers are kinda disappointed because Whitney Houston (despite her tremendous comeback.....8 years or something? All I know is that it was amazing for her to come out in the limelight, but personally, the flavor she once had is here no more. ='-( ) did not gain any awards at all. Lady Gaga, though I am not a personal fan of her but of her music had 5 or 6. Kanye West (surprisingly and unsurprisingly, gained no nominations. Well what does he expect he snubbed Taylor Swift in front of America at the VMAs!!!) didn't recieve anything from the Grammy directors, even though his smash hit, Heartless had covers by The Fray (ohhh they had 1 nomination for their awesome, yet sometimes annoying song, Never say Never) and Kris Allen. (You know, the guy who won American Idol, even though a vast majority voted for the cute-emo-gay-rocker-who-is-slightly-insane, Adam Lambert) So I was kind of surprised when he didn't get nominated for Heartless. Taylor Swift was great about the whole thing, but all in all people, even though she's likeable and an awesome singer, her voice is pretty average. I don't mean to offend, but it's kinda true.
But my fav singer(s) (Lenka and Katy Perry and Paramore ((thats a band oops sorry))) didn't recieve any nominations whatsoever. I guess that's because Paramore is pretty young, Katy Perry got nominated for I Kissed a Girl last year and Lenka is Australian. But I was pretty happy that Katy Perry got to host a little and The Black-Eyed Peas have idk how many nominations, I think 2, but 5 years and they are still rocking their leather pants off!! They performed I Gotta Feeling and well, personally not alot of people sound good live. :'( no offense or anything..............
All in all the Grammy Nominations were kind of boring (hosted by LL Cool J the guy in NCIS Los Angeles......he's okay I guess.....) and blandly predicted due to the great popularity of Beyonce's I am.........Sasha Fierce and Taylor's Fearless albums. Both are well known world wide and I am severely disappointed that the Grammy directors did not nominate some new artists....you all know what I am talking about. :'(
Well that's it for now and c u all l8r.
=D Peace

Sunday, November 29, 2009

So far, I have nothing to talk about. Life is quite the same, peaceful, and happy.

NOT!

The world is always chaotic and in today's blog, I am going to give you a life lesson that you shouldn't forget!!

So. Life is not happy, if can be unfair. Life and Fate are best friends and they are both determined to make Life be unfair. So, this is wear Fate steps in. Fate plays with your thoughts and if you try and diss Fate, he comes back up and bites you in the butt. (I decided not to use any vulgar language) Life, is totally fine with Fate's so-called Game-of-choices-you-make-in-life. It's almost like the movie Saw. You know, how Jigsaw has this life-or-death game.....never mind.
Anyway, that is the advice I give you. Fate will come up and piss you off if you do not be nice to him. So next you are thinking about something in life (e.g. getting a boyfriend, making honor roll) make sure you consult Fate and don't mess up.

=D So that's today's life lesson. It's random, yes, but utterly, entirely, absolutely true.
See u guys l8r.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Terrifying Day at School!!!!

We had another bomb threat at our school.

The first one we had was during the short period of time I was in Australia (unfortunately) so I didn't feel the excitment. But this is not about fun and games and Call of Duty video games and such. These were actual bomb threats (well, our school doesn't know if this is a intentional game to lead them on or a REAL threat to our school) inside the boys' bathroom by the cafeteria, around 7th period. So, today we got a letter (to our parents) from the principal saying they have it under control and all.

Of course, the whole school is either A) gossiping about it B) trying to figure out who did this or C) all of the above. I was C) all of the above and so were all of my friends. One of my friends said it was bother cool and creepy. If my principal is reading this, I don't mean like blowing up the school is fun (because it is not!), I mean it's a new experience for us and one very wise loved one once quoted: "As long as it's a new experience you can learn lessons from it, bad or good!"

The first person who wrote the first message was caught, so the first person who did most certainly learned their lesson, so this second person could be the first person's friend or follower or they are idiots who think this is a joke.

Not like I'm a serious person and all, I just don't like my principal yelling during lunch period. It ruins conversations.

:O :O :O :O

Monday, October 5, 2009

Now suffering from a mild case of writer's block, test news

I had my test today.

And I didn't finish it, so I have more time to study and plus:

I DIDN'T DO MY FRENCH TEST!

Okay, that's all I wanted y'all to know and also, I am suffering from a mild case writer's block........feels horribly bizarre, because I am not used to being so spare with my adjectives. :(
So, if you (publisher, friend, president, lamp, frog, etc) are reading this, I have one measly, little question for you:

What is the best remedy for writer's block????
Thxx anyways
LOLs (Lots Of Love) peps

Sunday, October 4, 2009

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

kk, I have to tell everyone:
I have a BIG MATH TEST TOMORROW!!! Since I missed a awful amount of unrequinted schoolwork, I don't know how to do these problems, and I think I'm gonna fail my Algebra 1 test, and if I fail I will get placed in a Pre-Algebra class, then be treated like a baby, then never go to Oxford and then I won't have a good reseme and then I have a horrible life!!! Not like I actually am an uptight person, I just don't want to fail things. Chinese, genetic thing, but whatever.

I am trying to study, and now I think my French grade is absolute crap. My dad's not gonna like it. At all. My mom's ok with it, but I am not that okay. My French class isn't horrible torture, yet it isn't like my la la land.

If I DO fail, then I will just have to explain to my parents. Wish me luck!!! :(

Intros!!

Hellos to my awesomely quirky blog that will always include the following: drama, action, and of course, everyday and un-everyday lifestyles in modern America. (Um, not really, but still, I like to overuse my adjectives, and this blog is more of my "outlet" to my "creative" energy. teehee :D) As I was saying, I am not the following kinds of people: snotty, concieted, blond, brunnette, nerd (I'm a geek), cheerleader, etc. I am also Chinese, and I really would not like to be called Japanese or Korean, or anything else. Sorry, I have nothing against them, it's just I like to be who I am.



I should really cut the cheese in my blog. Once I start the blog (officially) I will do the following:

1. Do better in school

2. Make sure that some people actually read this

3. Again, cut the cheese

4. Help the poor, by donating stuff (I have no adjectives for stuff)

5. ummmmmm........



I just came home from Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My oldest cousin graduated, so my mom and her mom (my aunt) naturally, as family members, had to go. So (as any mom would) she dragged me along with her.

Okay, she didn't drag me along, because I actually wanted to go, so I skipped along with her to the sole island continent of good ol' Aussie! After a gut wrenching 21 hour flight (the flight was delayed to go to Sydney because of the dust storm.) we arrived at sunny Sydney!!!!!

During those wonderfully guilty pleasure days, I missed a week and a half of school. I have been back home for a few days and:

I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK!!! (sorry about the tiny rant. I don't like homework. :(

Since this is the weekend, I am supposed to make it up and study for a math test full of brain puzzling equations I don't know what to do!!! Ahhhh, it feels good to let bad energy out......

That's all I'll write today, because A) I have homework to do B) I'm really tired and C) Thanks for checking out my blog and I hope you will forgive me, because I have a bad case of writer's block!

See ya suckers!!! (just kidding)

Lots of Love from La La Land :P